“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
Still my fave
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
